Welcome to clubsockeye.com. A dispensary that prioritizes profit over anything, especially people or plants. Located in the port of Gold Beach Oregon, where most of the local community resents us due to the boss’s malevolent attitude. But that’s okay! If you don’t like the vibe or the outlandishly priced pot JUST FUCKING GO SOMEWHERE ELSE!
The CEO Earl is a greedy old prick who can hardly breathe. He sounds like Darth Vader when he walks in the room, & his morale sense is also quite similar to Vader’s. He’s fired and hired more workers than any other business in town. Over 12 workers have came and went since the year 2020! Not a single worker who designed the shop 4 years ago remains at this point. About seven months is the average length of employment.
** this page is comedic satire & everything written is the opinion & thoughts of the author